Have You Ever Wondered?

Have you ever wondered…

Why do people pay to go up in tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Where did barn owls live before there were barns?

Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie, do they still show it?

In the word “scent” is it the “S” or the “C” that is silent?

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why marbles are called marbles if they are not made of marble?

Why red buttons are always the most important?

why people say something is on fire when actually fire is on it?

why a building is called a building if its already built?

why we cook bacon but bake cookies?

what time really is?

where everyone was before the world was created?

what number are, and why you cant make up your own?

where space ends and whats on the other side of it?

how does the sun burn in space if there is no air?

how people mad the first tools without any tools?

why they lock the lid of a coffin?

Why a round pizza comes in a square box?

why there is a light in the refrigerator but not the freezer.

why a person who handles money is called a broker?

why girls open their mouth when they put mascara on?

How one makes the color white?

Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?

Why does mineral water that ‘has trickled through mountains for centuries’ have a ‘use by’ date?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

If you lick the air, does it get wet?

Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

Is there another word for synonym?

What if our world is just a spec on a flower.

What if when you die, you get sent to an island and age backwards till your a baby and get sent back as someone’s newborn child?

If when you think you hear someone calling your name but no one is there, you are actually in a coma and someone is trying to wake you?

Why the buttons on girls and guy clothes are on different sides?

What the numbers on a bar code mean?

Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?

Why people say rain drops but snowflakes fall?

Why people say an alarm clock is going off when really it’s coming on?

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why the Easter Bunny carries eggs even though they don’t lay eggs?

Why you can’t make up a new number?

How hair turns grey as you get older?

Why dreams are so hard to remember?

Why does quicksand work slowly?

When the human race will coexist with extraterrestrials?

If an unstoppable force can move an immovable object?

How humans evolved, but there are still monkeys?

Why the seasons change?

Why people get bored?

Why people celebrate birthdays/holidays?

When pencils were invented?

If Area 51 actually exist?

Why men haven’t evolved to be born without nipples?

Why people are so greedy?

If there will ever be a zombie apocalypse?

If humans will be able to teleport?

If telepathy will be possible in the future?

If humans will ever explore beyond the Milky Way?

Why people cry?

Why radiation causes cancer and death?

Why dogs can hear better than humans?

Why wi-fi is called wi-fi?

Why humans have emotions?

How people can have allergies?

If aliens helped build the pyramids?

Why people laugh?

What caused the Big Bang?

Why Americans don’t call soccer football?

If all medications were actually Placebos?

How parrots can speak?

Why fire trucks are red?

Why dogs and cats have webbed paws?

If our entire reality is an illusion?

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Was math discovered or invented?

What would it be like to live on another planet?

What if the stars we see at night have already exploded but the light hasn’t reached earth yet?

A dog has four legs, but does a dog have four knees or two knees and two elbows?

What actually is nothing?

What does a blind person actually see?

If my version of blue and you’re version of blue are different, how could we ever find out?

Why Tarzan doesn’t have a beard?

What language do deaf people think in?

Why are some people right handed while some are left handed?

Why is it physically impossible to imagine a new color?

Why do psychics have to ask you questions at all?

How scary must it be for a blind person to read “do not touch” in braille?

If 7-11s are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Why do some people start counting on their index finger while some start on their thumb?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

If a deaf person has to go to court, it is still called a hearing?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why we say heads up, when we actually duck?

Can you cry underwater?

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

If you went back in time and killed your dad, would you still be there?

How does Digiorno get places if its not delivery, it’s digiorno?

If a giraffe drank coffee, would it get cold by the time is gets to its stomach?

Why is it called midnight when it’s the beginning of the morning hours?

Why are eyelashes meant to keep things out of our eyes but seem to be the only things that get in our eyes?

We actually have them so if your forehead is sweating a lot your eyebrows stop the sweat from running into your eyes and causing temporary blindness.

What color is a mirror?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

What is the speed of darkness?

Do you cry under water?

Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would the headlights still work?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always clear?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is it called “after dark” when it is really “after light”?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

How do “Keep off the grass” signs get where they are?

Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we’re already there?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why is abbreviated is such a long word.

Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

How long it would take a giraffe to throw up?

Why isn’t “phonetic” spelled the way it sounds?

If 7-11s are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

Is there another word for synonym?

If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

Do the blind see their dreams?

How much money the average gumball machine collect?